Angelina is a very demanding woman, as well as a very frugal shopper. When she goes out shopping, it’s with a purse full of money and fistful of coupons. While she may spend well in excess of a thousand dollars on any given shopping day, she’s also quite proud that she saved nearly a hundred dollars in doing so. You can imagine her frustration when she’s faced with the unsavory prospect of an expired coupon at her favorite outlet. When her vituperative railing fails to register with the clueless clerk, she has no alternative: she’s going to have to use her God-given talents to work this discount. She’s no dummy; she knows this vaginal coupon code is going to be good whenever she pulls it out!
There are mornings, we’re sure, where you drag yourself out of bed and stare blankly into the space that may have once been you’re youth, if only you could see from where you were standing. If you could only have a few hours, a few minutes even, to enjoy all of those lost hours. Well, we’re here to tell you that you can indeed relive some of those glory days of your past. As long as you’re standing next next to Chanel, that is. You see, Chanel’s a veritable fountain of youth. All you have to do is drink deeply from her endless stores of energy. She’s happy to share, too. She wants you to be able to keep up with her, because Teen Power burns hot and it burns fast down in her drawers!
There were plenty of folk who didn’t believe that your humble narrator was going to be able to find a way to make his birthday wish come true, namely, they thought it would be impossible to find a nubile Thai girl willing to spend quality erotic time with yours truly. Little did they know. All it took was cashing in some frequent flier miles and the ability to sit next to a complete stranger on a cramped airplane for twenty hours. Once in Thailand, simply ask any local where the pretty girls can be found. Eah here was frolicking on a black sand beach with several of her friends and was only too happy to go back to the hotel for a quick game of hide the sausage with a kind older gentleman.
Faith has issues some issues with her current boyfriend. It seems homeboy just can’t respect her: he’s borrowing money from her, taking her car, demanding that she make him sammitches. It’s enough to drive poor Faith crazy. And, when you have that much Crazy filling up your skull, you need someone or somewhere to dump all that Crazy. Sadly for her hairdresser, it’s time for the full Crazy download. Faith, it seems, just won’t shut up about her problems, even if her mouth is full of dick. But that won’t stop this plucky stylist from trying. Once Faith gets her Crazy plugged for a moment, she’s able to see clearly for the first time in ages. A beautiful chica like herself shouldn’t be wasted on a man who doesn’t respect her; she should be spreading her piernas for as many man as possible. Out with the old issues, in with the new!
Faith has issues some issues with her current boyfriend. It seems homeboy just can’t respect her: he’s borrowing money from her, taking her car, demanding that she make him sammitches. It’s enough to drive poor Faith crazy. And, when you have that much Crazy filling up your skull, you need someone or somewhere to dump all that Crazy. Sadly for her hairdresser, it’s time for the full Crazy download. Faith, it seems, just won’t shut up about her problems, even if her mouth is full of dick. But that won’t stop this plucky stylist from trying. Once Faith gets her Crazy plugged for a moment, she’s able to see clearly for the first time in ages. A beautiful chica like herself shouldn’t be wasted on a man who doesn’t respect her; she should be spreading her piernas for as many man as possible. Out with the old issues, in with the new!
Even though she’s fairly young, Angela has become quite adept at wielding the magic wand. She knows a few tricks, having had them given to her by older sisters and school mates. Before, she could only sit and watch as the boys and men walked right by her. Now that she’s become what some would call a pro, traffic tends to come to stop around her. With one twist of her wrist, she can release all of the magic from any given man’s wand. Rooms come to a stand-still when she parades her ass through. She has unlocked achievements only dreamt of back in the halls of her old high school. She may be barely out of high school herself, but she has graduated Sum Cum Loudly from the school of Teen Power!
Even though she’s fairly young, Angela has become quite adept at wielding the magic wand. She knows a few tricks, having had them given to her by older sisters and school mates. Before, she could only sit and watch as the boys and men walked right by her. Now that she’s become what some would call a pro, traffic tends to come to stop around her. With one twist of her wrist, she can release all of the magic from any given man’s wand. Rooms come to a stand-still when she parades her ass through. She has unlocked achievements only dreamt of back in the halls of her old high school. She may be barely out of high school herself, but she has graduated Sum Cum Loudly from the school of Teen Power!









